downton crabbey: Archive

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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leaving 40 minutes early for my class because i am so tired that it will take me that whole time just to walk there

Feb 29th

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Davy Jones Dead: Singer Of The Monkees Dies At 66... →

Feb 29th

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Did a photoshoot today for a local magazine. Its March issue features a story about women in comedy in our city. Our photoshoot is going to be the cover of the magazine. We did the “Bridesmaids” poster. YOU ARE WELCOME IN ADVANCE.

Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room

Feb 26th

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Questions not usually asked:

boooksandcleverness: 1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do...

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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brilliant-disguise asked: We're soarrrrin. Flyiiiinnn. There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach. If we're tryin. With skin cancer.

Feb 26th

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brilliant-disguise asked: Do you ever feel. like a plastic bag? Drifting through the wind, wanting skin cancer?

Feb 26th

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brilliant-disguise asked: You must be swift as the coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the skin cancer.

Feb 26th

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brilliant-disguise asked: I got the results of the test back. It's definitely skin cancer.

Feb 26th

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brilliant-disguise asked: Skin cancerrrrrrr

Feb 26th

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I GOT A LITTLE COLOR FROM THE BEACH TODAY THIS IS AGAINST ALL ODDS

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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jpegartifacts: The gay agenda: wake up pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes have gay lunch go for a gay walk in the gay park go to gay work and make gay money go gay shopping buy gay things have gay dinner pray that America will be destroyed watch a gay television programme on a gay television set go to sleep have gay...

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Rachel Dratch signs on to NBC comedy Lady Friends →

TV Guide reports that Dratch will play one of a group of—you guessed it—lady friends. 2 Broke Girls’ Scott Ellis is directing the pilot of the show, which centers on an Odd Couple-like pairing of best friends: One’s a mess and the other “seems to have the perfect life.” Dratch’s character, Lisa, is a friend that the mess portion of the equation keeps around because her life is in even greater...

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Things I Should Be Doing: Packing my beach bag for tomorrow. Updating my iPod with the beach playlist. Painting my toe nails. Studying for a giant psychology test on Monday night. Things I Am Doing: Watching the same episode of RHOC that I’ve seen like four times before. Wasting time on the Internet. Thinking about all of the relationships I’m not in.

Feb 24th

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