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Does anybody have:
- the new one direction album
- the six episodes of Best Friends Forever (that lovely show on NBC that got canceled)
?
EH?
12:26 PM
Does anybody have:
- the new one direction album
- the six episodes of Best Friends Forever (that lovely show on NBC that got canceled)
?
Nov 04 2012
Corrections from SNL's "Fox & Friends" sketch:
- Transitions lenses do not reverse the gender of your eyes.
- Sandy Duncan did not "sponsor" the hurricane.
- There are many black people, not just one who is a master of disguise.
- Brian Kilmeade did not invent the term "smoke 'em if you got 'em."
- Not all pigs are born with human feet.
- Angela Merkel is not the female version of Steve Urkel.
- It is permissible to say the word "Mexican" on television.
- There is no celebrity named Rape Romano.
- Condoms work every day of the week. Not just Tuesdays.
- Trees do not have bones.
- There are a finite number of people in China.
- Burritos are not "male tacos."
- The Constitution is a living document, but it cannot walk around.
- Chef Boyardee is not the Prime Minister of Italy. He is the Vice President.
- Paul Ryan is not faster than a cheetah.
- FEMA is not slang for female.
- Many Hispanics own their own cars.
- The Statue of Liberty was not a gift from Santa.
- At no point has Dorf been the number one golfer in the world.
- Lance Armstrong did not trade a testicle for steroids.
- Michael J. Fox does not have "multiple sandwiches."
- Apple Maps is not a map showing where the apples are.
- 8 is a multiple of 4.
- Women's vaginas are below their waists.
- "Kris Krostie" is not Chris Christie with his pants backwards.
- Afi Komen was never the U.N. Secretary General.
- Haitian does not mean "half-Asian."
- Last Wednesday was Halloween. Not a "ghost invasion."
- Mr. Met has never announced a preference for any religion over the other.
- Chef Boyardee is not the Vice President of Italy.
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Does anyone have non-torrent download links for the only episodes of “Best Friends Forever”?
May 25 2012
Does anyone have non-torrent download links for the only episodes of “Best Friends Forever”?
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[video]
Dear NBC:
If you cancel Parks And Recreation just remember you’re cancelling one of the First Daughters’ favorite TV shows.
And that would make you a big bunch of programming dummies.
Got it?
Love,
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PS Don’t fuck with Community either.
Just in case we already forgot about this.
(Source: hulkbomb)
